I must admit I was glad that I was not picked to represent Australia at the Commonwealth Games (I know a lot of my clients are horrified that someone who has the pristine fit body such as mine has not been selected to represent their country in the Egg and Spoon race...

I think the time has come for me to wear a hat when I am driving - that way I can go 60km/hr in a 100 km/hr zone, I can stop in the middle of the road when turning left and slowly edge my way into the driveway at the speed of a snail, I can drive at night without my...

Last month I hinted that maybe age is starting to catch up with me and that my time as an elite athlete may be coming to an end over the next few years (or decades). Now as much as you may find this a bit disheartening and each reader maybe becoming a bit distressed...

This is to give all those clients who are interested an update of how David’s attempt to return to youth, good looks and have a Herculean body is going. In January I decided to learn how to paddle a Standup Board. Now a standup board is basically a person standing on...

It was New Year’s Eve, and my wife was checking our emails when she suddenly looked at me a little bewildered and asked “There is a gym membership renewal here in your name. When did you join a gym?” “Around 9 months ago” I replied “What for?” she asked “To get fit” I...

I was out walking my dogs just after the rain a few days ago and I discovered the joy and the pain of walking with my dogs. Now, my wife and I own some big dogs and every day I collect the dogs and head off into the fields around Bundaberg and just lose myself in the...

Last month I was stricken down with the most horrible of diseases that has affected the human race. I am not talking about Covid, I am not talking about heart or kidney conditions, I am not talking about cancers or bone degeneration - I am talking about “MAN FLU”....

I must have missed the memo from the Department of Transport, informing me that the road rules have changed. My first clue was the speed that most drivers are doing - usually around 10km/hr slower than the speed limit unless they are on the Ring Road or the open road,...

I have just had a R and R week away from the animal hospital to allow my “grey matter” to rejuvenate. And what did I do in this week I hear you say? My wife decided that it would be a great time to set a project that involved fixing a retaining wall that had decided...

I know all my avid fans and readers of this column will be saddened by the news that I will not be attending the Olympic Games as a competitor this year. After days (if not a week) of intense training to represent Australia in any sport I could bribe my way into - my...